Visiting my league standings page on CBS Sportsline has become more frustrating than listening to the music of Ashley Alexandra Dupre. How is it that someone like me can know so much* about basketball, and yet every March get dominated in the betting pools by people who don't even realize that UConn and Connecticut are actually the same school?
So, while I feel strongly that I would place high in a contest to identify the location of each school's campus, or to name the programs in this year's tournament that have been the subject of recent scandal, I will instead divorce myself from following college basketball, and resort to my first-weekend-of-spring tradition: memorizing Kathy Ireland workout routines in preparation for the beach season.
*very precious little, evidently
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